Phil RetroSpector - Looking back is a Losing Game

Featuring:
Oasis - Don’t Look Back in Anger
Amy Winehouse - Love is a Losing Game

Sounds Like: Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be…

File under: The Brothers Gallagher attempt to “Bee-Hive” themselves.

Back to Virginity - The Video

Yep that’s right… this wannabe recluse can exclusively reveal that
BACK TO VIRGINITY has prompted Madge to split from her “Guy” and to do what Papa’s been preaching for years… get back on that very path, to virginity!
Rumours of the “Material Girl’s” marital problems were the talk of Tinseltown for some time, but it is said that it after viewing Bettie Page in the BACK TO VIRGINITY featurette, she knew it was Game Over.
That and the fact that Richie would struggle to direct traffic, let-alone a feature-film.

Hard Candy? You decide…

Phil RetroSpector - Back to Virginity - Madonna vs Amy Winehouse

So this is what happened when Madge took a wrong turn at taboo and ended up in Winosville…

Sounds like: A shocking sonic page torn from the heart diary
of a Beat-Generation High-School Gal.
File Under: They gave her a bad name… and she’s about to live up to it!

Oh yeah there’s a complimentary lifetime supply of “Catholic Guilt”
for the first 50 downloads…

GET BACK TO VIRGINITY!